Monday, July 09, 2007

Hail To The RedCoats

The RedCoats made the playoffs in the EFL after a 7-5 seaon, here's the report:

London
, England

Treated to a rare appearance of summer sunshine after the wettest June since records began, the British sports fan had a number of mouth watering events to look forward to today. Would Louis Hamilton win the British Grand Prix? Who would win Wimbledon? Would the French ever speak to us again after the Tour de France began in London today?

45,000 football fans had made their choice to forsake the traditional British Sunday roast and attend last scheduled Lexington RedCoats game of the season at Wembley Stadium. At kick off time (2:30pm BST) the weather was 66 degrees and partly cloudy with an 8 mph easterly wind and it took precisely 3 minutes and fifteen seconds for the scoreboard to light up.

Unfortunately for most of the fans, the points came from the boot of Alexander Iafrate, the Pirates’ kicker. Palmetto’s lead didn’t last long though.

Vauls.

Deep.

7-3 to Lexington with not even five minutes gone.

After the quick scoring outburst, both teams went three and out, although Len Simmons lack of speed and some offensive line issues which plagued the Pirates all afternoon didn’t help when Simmons was sacked by Ned Wick during a promising drive. It didn’t seem to matter: Jeff Kemp was obviously looking for Alexander Vauls but couldn’t seem to find him and the RedCoats couldn’t move beyond their own 20. Despite another sack from Barney Edwards, Mike Heiderman snared a Simmons pass for a TD with 2:05 left in the first to give Palmetto a 10-7 lead at the end of the first quarter.

The Coats drew level when opening the scoring in the second period when Stewart McCauley nailed a 37 yard FG but The Pirates took the lead once more with a 53 yarder from Alexander Iafrate.

At this point the Lexington defense (and there is one) decided to go for glory. Free Agent pickup Anthony McCollum recorded his second sack of the season and on the following play veteran All Star safety Jerome Ellis picked off Len Simmons, an interception that set up a tying 40 yard FG.

The surprise of being challenged by the normally porous RedCoat defense seemed to get the Palmetto offense clicking – an eight play, three minute drive was capped when Charlie Proudfoot took a screen pass in from 22 yards to restore the visitors lead with 3:50 left in the half.

It was a lead that lasted for approximately a minute. Jeff Kemp found Vauls again, this time for a 77 yard TD. Darryl Dodger snared the XP; 21-20 to Lexington.

The sequence of events that may have ultimately decided the game occurred at the end of the first half. Deep in their own territory, Palmetto gave up 27 yards on two more Barney Edwards sacks before Mike Jones picked off a pass intended for Mike Heidermann. Worse was to come: Vauls got his first half hat-trick with 00:55 left.

Half time: Lexington 29, Palmetto 20.

In what has become a depressingly familiar scenario for opposing defenses this season Vauls added a fourth TD grab with two minutes gone in the second half and although Jeff Kemp was sacked by Bret Janowicz on the extra point attempt, Lexington now had a 15 point lead. Iafrate missed a 50 yard field goal attempt after a nine play Pirate drive that took five minutes off the clock and then Lexington attempted something unusual: a sustained drive of their own rather than a bomb to Vauls which resulted in an extension to their lead when McCauley succeeded with another FG.

The fourth began with another Lexington rarity: the first TD catch of the season by Gerry Brown. Then it started getting really ugly. Vauls added another TD, Barney Edwards started running through the Palmetto offensive line at will – more than doubling his sack total for the season in the process – and stalwart defensive back Mike Goodman recovered a fumble. Although Mike Heiderman scored for the Pirates with 00:35 seconds left, the last play of the regular season was yet another TD for Vauls – his sixth of the day and 43rd of the season.

But the drama wasn’t over yet. Confusion at the end of the game led to game officials placing a call to the league office concerning the play off situation. While a transatlantic debate took place, Coach Roberts paid tribute to Coach Ovell.

‘Mike has had the best season that I can remember a rookie coach has had in this league – I think he has to be considered for the Coach of the Year award. He’s stepped in to a brand new situation and come out with a 7-5 record; six months ago we didn’t know who the Pirates and their coach were, now everyone in this league will be looking to see if his team will be on their schedule in EFL XIII. And groaning if they are.’

Then came the announcement that brought the house down.

‘This is an important message for RedCoat fans. All of you who are interested in travelling to Bermuda for the play off game against Hamilton…’

The crowd noise drowned out the end of the sentence. Louis Hamilton didn’t win at Silverstone, the French are still speaking to us even though they all pretend they don’t understand English and although it’ll probably be millennia until a Brit wins another Wimbledon title (errr...not quite), yet not so long ago no-one thought the Lexington franchise would either have a winning season or reach the playoffs.

So it gives me great pleasure to announce that the 7-5 Lexington RedCoats travel to 11-1 Hamilton Knights in the first round of the EFL playoffs. God save the Queen!

I also had another freeroll success. I basically backed into $1 on one of the bigger sites having somehow beaten 5566 other players. I won't reveal my methods but suffice to say 'not paying attention' looms large once again.

Actually, I will share them with you. Here's a link to Dave Scharf's book. They're all in there and I thoroughly recommend it.

I am not quite sure what to do with my dollar yet, although it has invoked the 'if you win, you need to at least make a deposit' rule.

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