Weekend Round Up

A P47, which is loads better than a P45. Read on for relevance.

Notre Dame lost to USC, so that's the National Championship done for this year. But as NDCHOOCHOO points out, it may be something to do with Coach Weis' preference in holiday destinations...having said that, if ND gets to the Tournament of Roses then a win would be a very good thing to build on for next season.

England and Wales were beaten (by South Africa and New Zealand respectively) at buggery and rumour has it that England coach Andy Robinson will be getting the old heave ho tin tack P45 treatment sometime this week, presumably to be replaced by some blazer with no discernible neck looking at getting into the after dinner speaking circuit at some point.

One of these two will be the next England Rugby Union head coach.

The Redcoats lost their last game of EFLXI (4-8 for the season), Bristol City drew 0-0 at Swansea and the Raiders lost so that's 0-1-3 for the weekend.

Manyoo and Chelsea drew 1-1 in a highly entertaining game where Louis Saha atoned for his misses last week with a finely taken goal and the Portuguese slaphead who got his testes in a tangle with Wayne Rooney's boot during the summer scored Chelski's equaliser.

Oi ref! What a load of bollocks!

In America, some teams won, others lost and a highly talented (and highly paid) athlete got a bit upset with some of the locals even though it was the fella below they should have given some stick to:

Roddy White: couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse. Move to Oakland imminent.

But here's a story that I'll keep tabs on: the Alabama job is open once more as Mike Shula (son of) got the old heave ho tin tack P45 treatment after leading the Crimson Tide to a less than stellar 6-6 season in the SEC. Early rumours suggest Nick Saban (currently HC of the Dauphins) might be the next in line to fail to live up to the legacy of the man in the pink safari jacket?

There were always rumours of Democrat sympathies...

Good luck to whoever gets the gig, here's some advice for them: recruit a decent field goal kicker and don't try to be The Bear or else you'll end up like this:

'I had a health checkup. The doctor said everybody ought to take a day off and do nothing.
That'd drive me crazy.'

Boss Tunes of the Moment:

'My Baby's She's Gone' by Sammy Wilson & The Del Larks
'I'm So Glad You're My Baby' by Johnny Nash
'Don't You Know She's Alright' by The Bell Brothers